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Egyptian Christians have promised to guard Muslims from the police while they pray.
Doing it so very, very right.
Depression doesn't necessarily stop brilliant, amazing people from being brilliant and amazing. It stops them from realising that they are.
Covering contraceptives violates your religious beliefs?
Well, tough: having "In God We Trust" on my money violates mine.
You can measure the effect Steve Jobs has had on all our lives by the fact that my Twitter stream looks like someone just died.
One does not simply walk into Mordor. One gets turn-by-turn directions from Siri.
If you wouldn't have a bigger issue with your child smoking cigarettes than being bi or gay, you shouldn't be allowed to be a parent.
My favourite answer to "If evolution is real, why are there still apes?":
"If immigration is real, why are there still Europeans?"
Look, it’s really very simple: if you’re as rich as Romney, you’re supposed to be Batman.
Is Romney Batman? No.
We’re done here.
I'm not always a fan of The Onion, but they nailed it this time.
Warning: this isn't funny.
Noel. Noel. Noel. Noel.
Bourne is the King of Israel.
CHRISTMAS 2012: THE BOURNE NATIVITY
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
Telling me that your curiosity is 'peeked' will earn you a dictionary, applied directly to your forehead.
It blows my mind that criticising my government for building nuclear weapons would be seen by some of my fellow countrymen as treason.
Ally. Besserwisser. Mac and iOS enthusiast. Occasional slenderman. Sometime writer. Oberlin College and SciFi Hall alum.