@jwisser's (Jonas Wisser) most faved Tweets...
I think Twitter is a plot to make us all act like emo teens when no one faves our tweets. (There are FOUR HUNDRED of you, dammit! Fave me!)
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raimondiousnancywissersaraddictiveomarsawolfkyleve
Last tweet from a friend's abandoned account: "Very excited for breakfast tomorrow."

What was so exciting about breakfast? I MUST KNOW.
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verticaltroutomarsawolfkyleve
Every time someone tells me that an Apple product sucks and won't sell, I go back and read this Slashdot post. http://j.mp/46o6kN Yeah.
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8Cpreshitkyleve
"Touch and hold any word to look it up in the built-in dictionary or Wikipedia, or to search for it throughout the book…"

Epic win.
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bikalpapaudelthecreative
In a perfect world, MobileMe would consist of Gmail, Dropbox, iWork.com, Bitspace, MobileMe Calendar, and Find My iPhone.
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amudibitspaced
"The President, while riding his bicycle on vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop."
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clapifyoulikemeGwyn
Apparently women's bodies are simultaneously eminently desirable and horribly traumatising.

Even felt ones.

http://j.mp/a1HXlj
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8Cbehindyourback
I don't want to impeach politicians. I want to pat their heads and send them to bed with a patronising, "Who's a silly little politician!".
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clapifyoulikemebehindyourback
That's it; winter is cancelled.

Tell your friends.
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clapifyoulikemebehindyourback
When I read GAFYD, I don't think of Google Apps For Your Domain—I just assume the writer is Welsh.
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kylevenancywisser
How dare you suggest that Microsoft is bad at consistent UI design?

I'd recognize a BSOD or a Windows Server 404 ANYWHERE.
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krazyfrograimondious
Pushing the office to use MailChimp for tracking. They seem to have the right combination of design, functionality, and not being assholes.
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aarronbenchestnut
Agree/disagree: Gimli and Legolas are an incredibly cute interracial gay couple.

(Seriously, look how they bicker.)
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iAriesOberlinProspies
The air right now has the same scent and promise as a newly opened pack of baseball cards.
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NotMarvKrislovnancywisser
!give_you_up() && !let_you_down() && !run_around() && !desert_you();

#songsincode http://songsincodedb.com/post/7863
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Gwen_Cooperdwbl
@saxopwned It's the #Twitpocalypse. Try @Hahlo until your client gets updated.
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estordyhahlo
A PUBLIC OPTION *IS* MORE CHOICES, YOU PARTISAN HACK. AND SOCIALISED MEDICINE DOES NOT CHALLENGE YOUR FREEDOM, YOU FEARMONGERING DOUCHEBAG.
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clapifyoulikeme
Uh. By which I mean *later* in the morning. GO GO GADGET THREE-HOURS-OF-SLEEP.
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Digeratii
Just read this wacky scifi book about a shapeshifting alien who creates a world, reads minds, and cows populaces.

's called "The Bible".
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flpatriot
@kyleve This is a sarcasm test, right? I'm cool. I'm good. I can sense sarcaAUGH AJESGHSBGBAFKH KILL THE HERETIC AEHFABSFJAFHSG
@jwisser in reply to kyleve
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PatrickPatience
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