@jxpx777's (Jamie Phelps ) most faved Tweets...
Steve: "Why two dock connectors?" Guy: "So you can charge it in landscape mode." Steve: "Get the fuck out. You're fired."
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mikerentasamarshwrenaaronveghmarkonenBettyLies
Someone has set the opacity on this poor sorority girl's white shorts to .6.
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chrisWhitefetjuelimportantshockSLBBettyLies
"Every decision is a chance to fuck up." -@rands
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justinHuperniketesamarshwren
I love that rather than saying, "Posting to Instapaper," @birdfeedapp says, "Instapapering."
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chartierbirdfeedappinstapaper
tap tap tap ~ Convert design evolution http://post.ly/2nFC
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turbotomatomj1531Huperniketes
Friends, what is your most valuable RSS subscription that I've never heard of ie not written by @patrickrhone @inkedmn or @hotdogsladies
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patrickrhonechrisWhite
If Al Franken runs for president in 2016, I will vote for him 1,000 times. http://bit.ly/2AlBVw
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tarasisjordanbreeding
@sdegutis @pbur I found it pretty easy to do using the OAuth framework that Jon Crosby put out.
@jxpx777 in reply to sdegutis
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pburHuperniketes
Sometimes, You Can't Wait for Apple to Fix It http://post.ly/6aJj
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tarasisHuperniketes
Great reaction to @1Password's new feature spotlight video so far: http://tr.im/yh7I If you don't know what 1PasswordAnywhere is yet…
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incanus77Huperniketes
Spent 2/3 of my day hacking Javascript. Described the process as "playing grabass in the dark with a really smart Ewok" at one point.
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chrisWhiteimportantshock
Dear @fraserspeirs,

I friggin <3 Changes!

xoxo
JP

CC: @rtmfd
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chrisWhitertmfd
Link: Microsoft's strange new ads for Internet Explorer: idsgn (a design blog) - Watch every one of these... http://tumblr.com/xkb27xahq
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mekentosjHuperniketes
If you plug your MacBook's power brick into the top outlet so as to block both outlets, I will not apologize for unplugging you, you dimwit.
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SLBchrisWhite
I like maintaining a spartan desktop on my MacBook Pro, but @mantia's Ive Drives icons are so beautiful, I want to see them all the time.
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tarasischrisWhite
TIAA-CREF is on Facebook. http://bit.ly/hOrAL

Unrelated: STOP FUCKING AROUND AND MANAGE OUR MONEY BETTER, YOU FUCKERS!
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scheuguyredwhiteandnews
OK, DockSpaces is just friggin awesome. Different dock for each space? Yes, this is what Spaces should be.
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tarasisjosevazquez
While I was away on weekend, @justg decided that @1Password doesn't make milkshakes. I'm incensed that I was not included in this decision.
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paulr
#ProTip, high schoolers: If so txts u bk w/ rl wrds u prolly got wrng #
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drdrang
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