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There is a lady on this bus who is seriously fruit loops. I mean, give her some milk and she'd be a part of your balanced breakfast. #Metro
Irony?: I received notification of being on academic probation and of being on the Dean's List within a day of each other. #UhWhat
Where did this "Miracles do come true" thing come from? Dreams come true, miracles happen. Semantics, people.