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I've never been a fan of the name Ashton for a boy, but spelling it "Aschton" just makes me want to got back in time and punch your parents.
Last night I dreamt that @jay_beans, @mostlymartha and I were vacationing on some beach in a nice little beachfront place.
@mostlymartha @jay_beans I'm sold. Peaches/Toodles 2014: What's a Tea Towel, Precious?
Happy anniversary to @mostlymartha and @jay_beans! 2 of my favorite internet people share the exact date with 2 of my favorite real people.
@jay_beans @mostlymartha Well, on the flip side, would be instructions: "To remedy: 1) suit and tie 2) smell like this card 3) MANNERS!"
I'm smoove. Seriously, feel my elbows... you have to check this out. Someone needs to feel how smoove I am. #MyTinderProfile at the moment.
@jay_beans @mostlymartha @phirephoenix Well, that as easy. I was going to bargain with musical entertainment and other vague promises.
@todd_kamp @jay_beans The shadow makes you look like a bearded Peter Pan...
@mostlymartha @jay_beans I think I was just worried about you guys, so I took us all somewhere nice. My brain does good sometimes. ;-)
@jay_beans, @mostlymartha, and I traveled back to the beach house holding a giant stuffed duck and bunny. The golf cart was crowded!
After the tour, I got separated from @jay_beans and @mostlymartha, until they came back to close the fire pit down. A fire pit in a tree??
@jay_beans and @mostlymartha knew all the best places and wanted to show me their awesome tree fort. We traveled there by golf cart.
This super-christian trip down memory lane was brought to you by: procrastination! @mostlymartha, @jay_beans
@mostlymartha I just realized that I'm going too start calling you guys "Peaches and Beans," and I find that hysterical...
@mostlymartha @misskeli If you try to sleep we'll remind you off all the worst things and then make you dream of spiders. - Kimothy's Brain
@mostlymartha Peaches, I can't stand the suspense!
Happiest of birthdays to @jay_beans!
@mostlymartha @jay_beans I could live with Toodles, I think. Sorry, I was busy reading the wikipedia entry on Towels. #NoReally
@mostlymartha Rumors now coming in that it's actually a projection of a basketball to promote Space Jam 2. More on TMZ...
@mostlymartha NASA reports that no one likes the French. Special at ten.
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