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"Thank" should be past tense for think. At least I thank so.
I wonder if ghosts ever watch people masturbate
Why do I have a crush on kevin bacon? He sounds fucking delicious is why. #bacon.
I think it's funny when people say food doesn't agree with them. Why are you trying to argue with your food?
Girls are wearing those dresses with nothing underneath #happysummer
Heaven may be running on empty, yet the devil rides.
Do roofies still work if you put them in mac+cheese? I'm asking for me.
Remind me to never ever cheat on carrie underwood. Holy fuck.
"I need to lose ten pounds"-me while eating spoonfuls of Nutella.
Just saw luigi at the crazy house, all those shrooms, not surprised.
It would be terrifying if it was actually raining men. Especially naked men.
27% of my time checking myself out in the mirror
32% of my time making up random percentages
the last 59% being bad at math
Sometimes I sound really intellectual and other times I'm talking
Trying this new diet called "I can't afford to buy food"
I love my drugs, I would never abuse them.
I want some fucking tattoos
My cat's so happy to see me, he's in ecstasy, drooling and rolling around, awh, sometimes I forget how much I love him.
Sext: "I'm about to run a train on these nachos"