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Just informed a pregnant woman that she'll poop on the table during labor. The look on her face made my Friday a Friday again.
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Sunday morning sex. As screwsually.
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Oh NyQuil, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways... 1) zzzzzzzzzzz
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My son discovered his penis today. This could get interesting.
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I think cold rainy days are just Gods way of saying "haha you had unprotected sex!!" Its like delayed punishment for parents.
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I feel like a rockstar when the kid likes me over his dad.Like HEY I WON!! But then I have to change diaper. Rockstars don't change diapers.
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Dear baby that may or may not be inside my belly. Please enjoy this red wine, and feel free to vacate the premises.
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My son is running around and screaming. Oh wow I'm going to be breaking out the Vodka early.
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My dog is being stupid...I want up! I want down! I want up! I want down! You must coax me each time!!
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Thanks everyone for the veterans day tweets, my husband really appreciates the support. Hug a Veteran today.
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I already had sex with you. Quit touching me. And you don't get to pick out what we watch if you weren't even in here. Get the fuck off me.
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Hubs just said he'd go get a younger model... I'm 22, he's 27... I'm thinking much younger is a felony.
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Son just toddled in, gave me a kiss, patted my head, and left. Sweetest 13 month old ever. I think I'll keep him.
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When *I* get twitter lists I'm grouping as follows: Whores, Skanks, Bitches. Maybe Ho's. Cuz I loves all of you and imma gangsta.
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Hey look at that... Sex took 5 minutes! Now onto more productive things.
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I am having a fabulous boob day. Too bad good boob days are wasted on cleaning my house. I'll use them to get out of mopping.
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Just gave my mutant offspring a sugar Christmas cookie. This may prove to be highly entertaining.
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Just called my son "Scooter McGoo" because he just made a face like shooter mcgavin in Happy Gilmore. #BirthOfaNickname
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Baby just said "mama? " And sneezed...and I heard the snot rocket hit his crib. GROSS.
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Made a shit ton of chocolate chip cookies and the kid had 2- now he's running around like crazy bumping his face on things #babycrack
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