“@lovescopes: #Libra are able to work with certain realities that may prove too much for others ♎ @itsme_karma #naturaldisasterwhat #bringit

"@robdelaney: Years of alcoholism has taught me how to vomit catastrophically & continue my day without missing a beat." @twell11

"@the90slife: #BackWhenIWasAKid We had The Tanners not The Kardashians." & the generation was better for it #enoughwiththekardashians

i bet this went viral in 8 seconds #terrifyingefficency if you'd like to be a huge douche- do this:
http://t.co/J3w5iNir via @yahoofinance

"@thenoteboook: It defines your character to see how you treat someone who offers you no benefit." How do you treat strangers?

Fb is a great way to stay connected with your friends and fam. Not the espn ticker for your current mental state.

"@roughdiction: If unzipping my pants and saying go isn't romantic. I give up." @mybody4015

You can have your game take your fame I came to make change. Keep your currency, I came to make an imprint.

"@dropdeadchris: Still trying to figure out how I feel about cleaning things." @bigbigbona

"@dropdeadchris: This year Im probably the most thankful that I have an exceptional taste in music" #charades #soundslike @hollywoodcole9 :)

"@dropdeadchris: If I were single I would totally go to the laundry mat to meet women because at least they would know how to work" @twell11

"@dropdeadchris: If you need a snack chances are pretty good I have something in my pocket you can eat." @twell11 #blue

"@riddlingdreams: Hey guy in the short shorts with the nose ring! Douche it down a little." Bahaha #doucheitdown

"@omgfactsanimals: Sharks kill about 10 humans every yr. About 100 people die /yr when they're stepped on by cows." Whosgettinsteppdonbycows

I'm holding out for a hero #froufrou

Blasting the heat in the car bc u can't at home #$250heatbills #FreezeMyASSets

21. a person's character is measured by how they act in a crisis

I'm gonna do me and you do you and if it turns out we're doin it together, great