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Ah yes white men erecting phallic structures
it's too early for my cousin's dumb anti-obama statuses
yo brit, you're a NERD
ughh i hate agreeing w fidel castro on republicans, but even a stopped communist human rights-violating dictator clock is right twice a day
What's with these old guys that compliment my teeth like they want to string them in a necklace...
It's been raining all week, I feel personally attacked by this weather
People are the absolute worst today
Amanda bynes complaining to tabloids about the pics they choose is basically me hassling my friends to take down unattractive fb pics
I'm just trying to have a quiet moment at the copier where I can sing Britney's "perfect lover" why can't people respect that
Heading to Vegas next month (!) and I want to know the best clubs and pool parties to go to
I was specifically asked about my opinion on a museum race exhibit because I'm "Brazilian or something" lol