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Ah yes white men erecting phallic structures
"Spanish is the main language, but a smile says a thousand words" anything to not learn the native language smh this is why ppl h8 Americans
Get those Amex reward points while bailing yourself out of jail, smart of sky tbh
I will talk to the ugly friend but I draw the line at anything more tbh
"Call me when you get a chance" ...no?
"Your face looks so thin, you're not doing coke are you?" Compliment tbh
it's too early for my cousin's dumb anti-obama statuses
yo brit, you're a NERD
ughh i hate agreeing w fidel castro on republicans, but even a stopped communist human rights-violating dictator clock is right twice a day
I think a bird just choked outside of my window...good morning to you
These daily emails from Pizza Hut sure make a girl feel special