Ah yes white men erecting phallic structures

How can my good side and better eyebrow not be on the same side of my face #sigh

it's too early for my cousin's dumb anti-obama statuses

yo brit, you're a NERD

ughh i hate agreeing w fidel castro on republicans, but even a stopped communist human rights-violating dictator clock is right twice a day

Met a guy that looks like @henryevil but he's rly antisocial...

Or should I say pooping bottles @ohholybutt

What's with these old guys that compliment my teeth like they want to string them in a necklace...

It's been raining all week, I feel personally attacked by this weather

@bamaloo_ secrets and her self-titled are the only albums that exist for me tbh

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Snow Patrol (2), Sigur Rós (1) & The Beatles (1)  http://bit.ly/9c9deq 

@ohholybutt lol I can't wait for your tweets during the season

Forgot about the guy that asked me if I was from "I-ran" #thesouth

People are the absolute worst today

Amanda bynes complaining to tabloids about the pics they choose is basically me hassling my friends to take down unattractive fb pics

So @mailbox is the best app ever

Updo, side view  http://instagram.com/p/YGChpqFiYO/ 

I'm just trying to have a quiet moment at the copier where I can sing Britney's "perfect lover" why can't people respect that

Heading to Vegas next month (!) and I want to know the best clubs and pool parties to go to

I was specifically asked about my opinion on a museum race exhibit because I'm "Brazilian or something" lol