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I'm "Hi. Koi acchi movie ka naam bolna" zoned
Squirrels are just rats who went to a stylish hair salon
Mom: Pick up the gas cylinder
(14.2kg) and put it here.
Me: It's so heavy!
GF(60kg): Pick me up.
Me: Come here you ^_^
"Dear Customer,your call is important to us. Please stay on the line & listen to this instrumental song until you finally decide to hang up"
I'm poor, but I'm not *tries-to-win-stupid-contests-on-twitter-at-the-cost-of-my-dignity* poor
Suicide bomber: Mai kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Yo Yo: Chhoti dress mein bomb lagdi mennu.
SB: Arre yaar matlab poora get-up change karna padega
I spilled coffee on my keyboard but I guess it's fine now because I have it under CTRL
OMGFACT: You can be an atheist without telling it to everybody around you all the time
When you do something special for someone special but it goes unnoticed & you can't even complain because you never wanted it to get noticed
Beware, even a plain "Hello" could result in a lengthy undesired conversation
A girl's inked selfie pic: Nice dear. So proud of you.
A guy's: Bhosdiwale isme naya kya hai sab log vote dete hai bc
Me: Hey! How are you?
Me: *backs away and puts on helmet*
I want to be rich enough to confuse myself with the question "Should I recharge my phone battery, or buy a new phone?"
GF: I need some space.
Me: *snatches her phone, clears all the data and then hands it back to her* Here you go
When a girl asks you a question and then says take your time, you've got exactly 5 seconds to answer that question
GF: I want to kiss you.
GF: Are you excited?
GF: Is this your first time?
Me: No, I've been excited before as well
Ex tweep. Pro at being an amateur. Ahead of the world by day, playing catch-up by night. IG,Snapchat: ka_unplugged
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