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Mom: Pick up the gas cylinder
(14.2kg) and put it here.
Me: It's so heavy!
GF(60kg): Pick me up.
Me: Come here you ^_^
Women are like "Terms and Conditions". You have no option but to agree with them
I'm "Hi. Koi acchi movie ka naam bolna" zoned
I'm poor, but I'm not *tries-to-win-stupid-contests-on-twitter-at-the-cost-of-my-dignity* poor
Suicide bomber: Mai kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Yo Yo: Chhoti dress mein bomb lagdi mennu.
SB: Arre yaar matlab poora get-up change karna padega
A girl's inked selfie pic: Nice dear. So proud of you.
A guy's: Bhosdiwale isme naya kya hai sab log vote dete hai bc
I spilled coffee on my keyboard but I guess it's fine now because I have it under CTRL
I want to be rich enough to confuse myself with the question "Should I recharge my phone battery, or buy a new phone?"
OMGFACT: You can be an atheist without telling it to everybody around you all the time
GF: I need some space.
Me: *snatches her phone, clears all the data and then hands it back to her* Here you go
Squirrels are just rats who went to a stylish hair salon
When a girl asks you a question and then says take your time, you've got exactly 5 seconds to answer that question
GF: I want to kiss you.
GF: Are you excited?
GF: Is this your first time?
Me: No, I've been excited before as well
Beware, even a plain "Hello" could result in a lengthy undesired conversation
You might come across several guys who tell u you're charming, but there are some of them who don't say a word but appreciate u just as much
First they tell you to turn off your lights for Earth Hour and then they blame you running over 200 people. Heh idiots
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