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      Carty @ka_unplugged

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    Women are like "Terms and Conditions". You have no option but to agree with them

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    Mom: Pick up the gas cylinder
    (14.2kg) and put it here.
    Me: It's so heavy!

    GF(60kg): Pick me up.
    Me: Come here you ^_^

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    "Dear Customer,your call is important to us. Please stay on the line & listen to this instrumental song until you finally decide to hang up"

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    I'm poor, but I'm not *tries-to-win-stupid-contests-on-twitter-at-the-cost-of-my-dignity* poor

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    Suicide bomber: Mai kaisi lag rahi hoon?
    Yo Yo: Chhoti dress mein bomb lagdi mennu.
    SB: Arre yaar matlab poora get-up change karna padega

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    I spilled coffee on my keyboard but I guess it's fine now because I have it under CTRL

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    OMGFACT: You can be an atheist without telling it to everybody around you all the time

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    Squirrels are just rats who went to a stylish hair salon

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    Love is like a Sehwag's T20 inning. Great on rare occasions but worth the wait. #emo

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    Beware, even a plain "Hello" could result in a lengthy undesired conversation

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    Different reactions:
    A girl's inked selfie pic: Nice dear. So proud of you.
    A guy's: Bhosdiwale isme naya kya hai sab log vote dete hai bc

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    Me: Hey! How are you?
    GF: Fine.
    Me: *backs away and puts on helmet*

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    I want to be rich enough to confuse myself with the question "Should I recharge my phone battery, or buy a new phone?"

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    GF: I need some space.
    Me: *snatches her phone, clears all the data and then hands it back to her* Here you go

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    When a girl asks you a question and then says take your time, you've got exactly 5 seconds to answer that question

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    GF: I want to kiss you.
    Me: OK.
    GF: Are you excited?
    Me: Yes!
    GF: Is this your first time?
    Me: No, I've been excited before as well

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      Carty @ka_unplugged

    You might come across several guys who tell u you're charming, but there are some of them who don't say a word but appreciate u just as much

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