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Great knock by Sanga. Aur ek baat, Rameez Raja ki maa ka bhosda
That one 'Favorite' from a person who you think doesn't even read any of your tweets means more than anything else
OMGFACT: You can be an atheist without telling it to everybody around you all the time
It's all fun & games until your best friend gets into a relationship behind your back with the woman whom you planned to ask out eventually
Life cycle of a guy's shoes in India:
1.Using only on special occasions.
3.For playing football in rain.
4.Gifting them to maid
Who are we? ~ Fat people.
What do we want? ~ To start our diet.
When would we start? ~ Next week.
We said that last week. ~ Ok next month
What if we get a text tomorrow morning saying "That's it assholes. WhatsApp is over. Now go and use Facebook"?
Update your FB status as "Hit like if u like Yo Yo Honey Singh". Then open the profiles of those who liked it & block & report them for spam
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, toh pichhli dates par uspe jo kharcha kiya tha uske paise le lena
If you don't take a pee in the bathroom before taking bath, then fuck you man what are you even doing with your life
Love is like poker and women don't know how to play poker
When the girl I love uploads a pic on FB with her boyfriend, I hit back by commenting "Wow. What a lovely picture of you and your brother"
Ways to win over any woman:
1. Be hot.
2. Be rich.
3. Think like a diamond
I didn't get a date for the Valentine's day this year. That's like every year in a row now
Highfive to the person who invented "Just kidding".You've given us the freedom to ridicule someone right in front of them & get away with it
Mazaak udaao, magar pyaar se
If you don't press the volume down button & turn off the ring before even reading the name of the caller, then fuck you we can't be friends
Beautiful girls tagging 50 people in a picture of their shoes is why I have trust issues
Not an insomniac. Not an alcoholic. That probably means I'm not fully fit for Twitter, but hey, here I am. #MCFC #RMFC