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Women are like "Terms and Conditions". You have no option but to agree with them
I'm "Hi. Koi acchi movie ka naam bolna" zoned
I'm poor, but I'm not *tries-to-win-stupid-contests-on-twitter-at-the-cost-of-my-dignity* poor
Mom: Pick up the gas cylinder
(14.2kg) and put it here.
Me: It's so heavy!
GF(60kg): Pick me up.
Me: Come here you ^_^
Suicide bomber: Mai kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Yo Yo: Chhoti dress mein bomb lagdi mennu.
SB: Arre yaar matlab poora get-up change karna padega
A girl's inked selfie pic: Nice dear. So proud of you.
A guy's: Bhosdiwale isme naya kya hai sab log vote dete hai bc
I spilled coffee on my keyboard but I guess it's fine now because I have it under CTRL
I want to be rich enough to confuse myself with the question "Should I recharge my phone battery, or buy a new phone?"
OMGFACT: You can be an atheist without telling it to everybody around you all the time
GF: I need some space.
Me: *snatches her phone, clears all the data and then hands it back to her* Here you go
Squirrels are just rats who went to a stylish hair salon
When a girl asks you a question and then says take your time, you've got exactly 5 seconds to answer that question
Beware, even a plain "Hello" could result in a lengthy undesired conversation
Zooming in very quickly on google maps is the closest I'll ever get to doing bungee jumping
Sometimes you have to restrain yourself from opening whatsapp to have an alibi for not answering calls
You might come across several guys who tell u you're charming, but there are some of them who don't say a word but appreciate u just as much
First they tell you to turn off your lights for Earth Hour and then they blame you running over 200 people. Heh idiots
That one 'Favorite' from a person who you think doesn't even read any of your tweets means more than anything else
My plans are just like me. They don't workout. IG,Snapchat: ka_unplugged