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Has anyone ever actually seen Pitbull's eyes?
♡ If a boy texts you back while he's playing xbox, it doesn't mean anything. Nothing means anything and nobody likes you ♡
My New Year's Resolutions are: nothing, I am perfect.
dear SAT we are never ever ever getting back together LIKE EVER.
If I had a TARDIS I'd time travel 10 days into the future just to see the new episode of Doctor Who.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN academy is such a useful tutoring tool
college form asks 4 my preferred name. this is my moment. my life will never be the same. from now on everyone will refer 2 me as Orochimaru
My dad: "I think I should do the Harlem Shuffle. I... I think I'd be pretty cool at it."
So glad I sacrificed all that blood to the dark lord Satan so that President Obama could be re-elected!
Me: "Apparently, Snooki is pregnant?"
Mom: "Kacie, please. I do not even want to know what a Snooki is."
go team score points
it wouldn't hurt anyone if i stayed in bed an extra five minutes ten minutes four hours
Apparently, the first thing I said after surgery was "All my teeth are belong to them."
King George III sitting in the cellar of Buckingham Palace, crying, listening to "Somebody That I Used to Know"
Well it doesn't LOOK that hot outside.
*steps outside onto porch*
Grandmas are probably the best investment.
I'm not like the other girls. I am cactus emoji 🌵