Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I'm not being inconsistent. I'm just A/B testing my opinions.
I love reading tweets early Friday evening. Everyone's happiness and excitement shines through.
Heard a big goofy laugh and thought "that guy's laugh sounds just like Seth Rogan's." Walk around the corner and there is Seth Rogan.
Is there a more thrilling email subject line than "MANDATORY COMPLIANCE TRAINING"?
Celebrities: You have to stop indulging your followers that beg for random retweets. Please, just stop it. #getoffmylawn
Starting to get concerned I'll have to fly out to pitch in the 53rd inning.
First day of vacation status: just extended the vacation an extra day.
Santa has one hell of a Travelling Salesman Problem to solve.
I will not respond to my republican family's Facebook posts, I will not respond to my republican family's Facebook posts, I will not...
Manager on Twitter Analytics. Data scientist, statistician, etc. I live in a house by the sea with @meretita and @dahliakinney