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Twitter makes me love people i've never met...Facebook makes me hate people I know.
Imagine my amazement when I found out female spelled backwards is sammich
Nothing says "Fuck you mom and dad" like bringing home an ugly girl for Christmas dinner.
Just was out at walmart this sexy black chick yelled into her phone "This is why I stick to white dick!" excuse me miss...
My dad always said "the more followers your have..the better a leader you are." Twitter just blew that bullshit right outta the water.
Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" was about sleeping with Kim Kardashian right?
#GhettoTextSignatures "Gurl please tell me you goin to the club tonight! I'm gin get me some tonight" -- Pr0ud M@m@
There's someone on XboxLive with the username WizKhalifaWayne420_69 just in case you're wondering if the human race is still doomed.
2005: Kanye West releases song about Gold Diggers.
2012: decides to date one.
I've got 17 minutes to make it to McDonalds for breakfast, I've dreamed of this day ever since I was a little boy.
Women say some really dumb shit..like "No I won't make you a sammich" and "Ok ok just don't hit me again"
Isn't it ironic Lebron was at the game and Romo quits playing in the 4th?
#replacebandnameswithlesbian Cash Money Lesbians. Actually that would sound a lot more accurate.
"Damn girl you're so hot with that cigarette in your mouth and ashtray smell." -- Nobody, ever
"If I had the choice...of going to the university of louisville or not go to college...I wouldn't have went to college." -- Rajon Rondo
I am convinced that 80% of accidents Are caused by looking in your rear view at the cop that just passed.
Can't do truth is on FB anymore. Because every female all I can think for them is "Truth is...you should let me fuck your face."
What's worse than losing the girl of your dreams?
Being a Loserville fan #LouisvilleHateDay
People calling Tim Tebow gay because he turned down Kim K... You see, us white guys aren't desperate to get any piece of tail we can.
#BBN #SpinellisDixie Louisville comedian. Females w/ glasses are my kryptonite. Vegetable rights activist. Giraffe enthusiast. Owner of Kae Why Promotions.