“@kashdraco: HOLY SHIT I GOT ACCEPTED INTO HARVARD!! http://t.co/wA22dUsg” hahaha omg 😂😂😂😂

Ha ha ha ha

@playswithlife YES like calm the fuck down did I say I hate black people?? No? Then shut up

@fsusteve @panconmayonesa I thought you were alluding to a sandwich but that's literally her name xD

“@samuelmermaid: I bet all these girls are getting pregnant because they didnt forward those chain messages when they were 12.”HAHAHAHAHA

“@bray_erryday: When people complain about their maids.....do you realize how ungrateful you sound....”😂wish I had a maid to complain about

“@tumblredits: pic.twitter.com/Tjp0Cu4U” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @autumnsansing @elisabeth_ashh because Nutella

I can't stop looking at my own cleavage. This ish is incredible

Sorry guys I'm straight up depressing right meow

“@waynel_jr: Hey look it's Big Time Rush :D” hahahahahahaha I'm dying omg

@uberfacts @morganfaithl_ I've witnessed duck rape </3

“@hornyfacts: Nearly half of all teenagers don't believe oral sex is sex.” -we're that half @cookkat12

“@jordanschweyher: “@sorrynotsoorry: Yup. pic.twitter.com/CIFGMFSavB” 😂😂😂😂😂” hahaha omgg

No really I don't like Taylor swift at all she needs to go

“@bubmerley: if am waz an potatoe am wuld be an baked potatoe” @elisabeth_ashh @morganfaithl_ #stonerprobz

Send me a "special offer" and I'm sending you to the block list ✋✋✋✋

It turns me on to know I turn you on ❤💋🎶

“@gorrdano: 83% of the dialogue in my relationship consists of "Where's the cat?".” @themaraudingcat

“@antijokeapple: Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long.” 😂

“@token_geezer: It’s always difficult to maintain that air of manliness when it comes to the ‘sucking her nipples' part”😂😂😂😂😂