Breaking up with low self esteem and asking the spirit of adventure down the bar back to my place for a night cap.

@evagiselle I have a first date at their show next week (with a woman who said her dream date was having sex at their show)

Scale model of the Beyond Fire Burning Man Dome • pic.twitter.com/MuscF6Qfnh

Rap Game Cuddles

@earfdae kick-butt!

@eye_like_sharx For bonus points, leave a really odd amount ($157) and write a note about the $500 you sent them. See if they say anything.

Kai: I lost my keys
Dad: You need a place to put them.
Kai: I do! I have a hook. *looks at hook*
Kai: Damnit. They're on the hook.

@trentonsperry @mxrk @muffinlab @azninthesun It's pronounced 'Condiment' and, yes, Trenton, I believe that we should SHARE the SALSA equally

@trentonsperry @mxrk @muffinlab @azninthesun What if we take all the people who want burritos on Twitter and then give them burritos

@mxrk @muffinlab @azninthesun This plan backfired. Now I really want a burrito.

@mxrk @muffinlab @azninthesun lemme test this *clears voice* "Mark, I am a sexy lady. Go to the pond at 5pm Florida Time w/ a burrito"

@muffinlab @azninthesun if it doesn't work, just tell @mxrk where to meet you and when and he'll be there

@azninthesun @muffinlab i might have opened the kimono a little too wide on that on an revealed one of my 'special things'

@azninthesun @muffinlab You can naturally transition to another venue / activity after the drink. Proposing like that removes the barrier

@azninthesun @muffinlab "I want to have some fun tonight. What are you up to tonight? Let's get a drink at (place) at (time).

@azninthesun @muffinlab Propose an event and then step into another thing. Like this:

@azninthesun @muffinlab You're pushing the responsibility of picking something onto him. That's a no-go.

@azninthesun @muffinlab woah woah woah you're 'The Baked Baker-Barrister'?

@muffinlab @azninthesun the *difficult* part is saddling your man for the initial ride and oh my god I've been confusing 'men' and 'horses'

@muffinlab @azninthesun if he sniffs at you, let him explore, and slowly make eye contact. If he is hungry, give him a carrot from your hand