Just me crying in my bed over @huskython 2012. This moment brought to you by @vanessaballer #FTK

One of my favorite @huskython memories - @miz attempting Zumba. Does that count @huskythonalumni ? #FTK

He works in product development which is great for me because I love products @girlshbo

This is simply not okay @miz http://t.co/RgQG43zF

I think love might be when your boyfriend still likes you after you almost make yourself puke from crying so hard watching Dobby die in HP7

Just finished a year of law school. You don't tweet that every day.

Thinko de mayo -me, studying in the lib

And here we are at 3:02 am

So proud that my president @barackobama is the first sitting president to address @ppact!

Aioli is like the top hat of meal garnishes. Add aioli to your sandwich= instant sir

It's moderately hard to feel like a productive adult when you're sitting at your desk at work with the Pepper Ann song stuck in your brain

So happy the #RunForBoston list made #click3 --can't think of a more deserving story. So great. Congrats @oberbecca! @allinwithchris

@jessicaanavim you're radioactive jan

Just thought about the time at UConn where we didn't have a snow day& the dean of CLAS accidentally hit Reply All and basically said "WTF"

Because I am not a rational person, if you don't answer my emails at a speed of my liking I will assume you 1) are dead 2) hate me

I get that I need to relax about people's response time to my emails, but I can't relax about people's response time to my emails.

@miz so considered

@jessicaanavim vat vat city bitch

OMG this town is named Beaverdam GET. ME OUT. OF HERE

Tried to poker face it as a woman in a ball gown did her makeup in a Burger King bathroom somewhere in Virginia #helpme #Connecticutplz