All Time Low saves lives. pic.twitter.com/98DnwDWD

“@wonkatweets: We all know a whore named Alexis.” @alexisrath1 god Alexis why are you such a whore?? :D

@mandaswaggie @_jimmy_biggz you spelled desperate wrong dumbass. you are literally too stupid to insult.

"@allknowa: We all know a stud named Sam" @samuelmaunu16

“@thegooglefact: People often fart shortly after they die.” talk about the final blow.

@theheelrock that's very kind of you

soooo happy I get to sleep in tomorrow.

sending your sister on a McFlurry run because you have mind control powers. >>

holy shit it's 1:30 where is the god damn time going???

“@allknowa: We all know a know it all named Kaitlyn” fuck yes. I know everything.

@alexisrath1 I can't control it either... similar to the way I can't control the sperm of my goat child. 'preggers lamb in aisle 3'

I think I'm funny.

god I love That 70's Show.

“@sincerelytumblr: Dimples are fucking attractive.” aaahhhh yea #dimplepower

dad-what's for supper?
me-beef sticks, chips, and gushers. have at it.
he wasn't too pleased with the meal plan.

ur a disgusting douche. no girl will ever want to kiss your tobacco lips! #puke

saw a pic of an 8th grader. it was taken in her bathroom in the background not just a toilet. but on top of the toilet.. pads n panty liners

mom mom mom mom mom mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy ma-ma ma-ma ma-ma ma-ma ma-ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma WHAT????? hi.
#stewie

I wish people would get notifications saying that someone unfriended them. unfriended like 4 people.. on facebook and in real life #nice

i wish i was black. #vampireproblems