bacon is cool but it doesn’t need fucking soap or whatever

I once tried baconaise and it wasn’t that shitty but I still hate this whole bacon wank

so aye @celestialbeard if you want to start another chapter of anal subtweets be my guest but please don’t start it with me, asshole

well it’s not that he’s mad I think he’s a creep, he’s mad I actually know he’s a creep. lol

I know you’re mad I think you’re a creep but it’s cool

just @ me next time bb xo  https://twitter.com/CelestialBeard/status/294540250380898305 …

balls so low they Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs

the deep seated irony of calling for a Vegan Meet

voice actors: fucking cool job

coincidentally the voice actor for Super Mario appears in Skyrim as the dragon Paarthurnax

plus imagine the libertarian Reddit revenue, Wikileaks AND NPH?! OH MY FUCKING GOD!

@badsnacks @themindtweak REMEMBER WHEN WE MADE CARBONARA. NOW I KNOW THAT WAS MY IDEA BUT THAT WAS JUST MAC & CHEESE WITH BACON

basically Snack is going to be living off toast in England but I'm sure she'll find some fault in British toast

PEOPLE WHO RT ONE TWEET IN A SEQUENCE OF LIKE TWO OR THREE, STOP THAT NOW

you can argue this with me if you like. doesn't mean you're right.

reminder of that amazing mission in Far Cry 3 to this track  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpzGu9Yp6Y …

I WANT TO CLEAN YOUR DUSTY CUPS FROM THE INSIDE OUT

I JUST EXIST NOW TO PISS SOME LITTLE MANCHILD OFF IT'S AWESOME

because seriously I'm just some queer white guy from England, I don't deserve you being an internet badman

see I don't want to delete my ask.fm bc outside of shitty threats, and let's be frank, dumb as fuck questions, I do get the odd gold