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Whoever said 'grab the opportunity with both hands' was probably thinking about boobs.
No matter where we are, what we do and how we try to fix ourselves, there's a part of us that can never heal itself.
I like to hang out with short people because when I go out with 2 of them on each side, I look like a middle finger to everyone.
Fuck Blackberry. In Rs. 43,490 you can buy entire Zimbabwe's economy.
Fit people come to gym only to make unfit ones feel even more miserable.
It's amazing how people that have quit smoking get addicted to this new thing of telling everyone that they've stopped smoking.
Texting random people on whatsapp. Because, boredom!!
Boobs should not be considered as a hidden talent.
Diamond is girls' best friend. Petrol is boys'.
I want a flatscreen so big that one can't tell where TV begins and real life ends.
I probably went to school only to learn that I'm stupid.
My artistic side came out so well at the Museum of Fine Arts today. It just took 2 chewing gums to fix that antique statue with lost tooth.
Not that I'm lonely in life or something, but I look forward to mails from banks that write 'Dear' in front of my name.
My life is nothing but a compilation of several facepalm moments. Humourous after 7pm only. Available for marriage if you're rich. Remove your footwear outside.