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Just Instagramed picture of a dog. Now I will have to eat it.
Condoms: Ishq wala glove.
Studies suggest that, out of the 90% of the people who "Love to travel", only 5% actually travel. Others just write it in their bio.
Whoever said 'grab the opportunity with both hands' was probably thinking about boobs.
Nothing feels more suicidal than thinking about the kind of people you've had crush on in the past.
Gyms have mirrors so that you can act like you're not staring at others.
Dr. Batra first makes you pull your hair out by sending those SMSes and then offers a solution for the same.
How Indian women come up with Twitter handles:
1. Pick a random word from daily life.
2. Add 'waali' at the end of that word.
No matter where we are, what we do and how we try to fix ourselves, there's a part of us that can never heal itself.
Kids, time spent on your college's katta will give you many more memorable moments and enriching experiences than food courts of a mall.
In the Mountain Dew ad, for a much better adventurous image they should've shown Harman Baweja drinking it and turning into Hritik Roshan.
I like to hang out with short people because when I go out with 2 of them on each side, I look like a middle finger to everyone.
You know following someone was a mistake when they immediately DM you, "Thanks for the follow. :)". Die!!
There is a thin line between 'public' and 'pubic'.
Dear overdressed women, clarify if it's for Diwali or Halloween.
You're a special type of asshole if your location in Twitter bio is 'South Bombay'.
Welcome. Make yourself at home. Now remove your shoes outside and take off your pants.