@peteholmez In Terminator "I'll be back" was improvised. Original line was "I'll see you when I see you"

I'm really tired of white people saying black people can't time travel.

Harrison Barnes dunked on Pekovic so hard I thought I was watching a @greqo myTeam game.

Yo if I don't see @wadeforreal tweeting I just assume dude is dead.

@wadeforreal I'll eat mashed potatoes for you. #wadestrong

I think only me and @wadeforreal can appreciate how J.R. Smith, J.R. Smith was tonight.

Every dog in the dog show has the same look in their eyes as the girls who refused to talk to me in high school.

If you don't favorite all my tweets you are wrong.

Trying my hardest not to be another Radio Raheem.

RIP @wadeforreal

People in jeeps just look happier.

The only thing we have in common are Fugees and Funions.

Remember Fruitopia? That shit was delicious. Then Snapple came back and put em' out of business.

Bear Grylls isn't as cool as bears that can grill.

If somebody uses the "Your body is a temple" as an argument against tattoos. Ask them if they have heard of the Sistine Chapel.

Dear @twitter it's time we @verified the brilliant @harikondabolu #verifyhari

@wearethetay Sufjan Stevens and LCD Soundsystem mostly

I liked a @youtube video  http://youtu.be/BQlY2wbZsjk?a  Kondabolu Bros & Anil Dash- Twitter Illuminati

I'm a loner Dotty, a rebel.

Bump @himanshu Combat Jack freestyle everyday dawg