@kambrock's (Kat) most faved Tweets...
I must be funny; I have followers. Can 142 people, 172 businesses, 16 inanimate objects, 12 Brit.neys, 5 cats and a dog be wrong?
More embarrassing than my dog's habit of deep crotch-sniffing is the neighbor who closes her eyes and leans into it.
Our careers & vibrators will make men obsolete. But the few of you that we do farm for DNA will really enjoy the milking machines.
Hope my gynecologist appreciates how high -and low- I am shaving today. Not to mention the apple-scented lip gloss.
Sex with an older guy is so exciting! Especially deciding whether to call 9-1-1 or just wait and see.
After I count cameltoes at Walmart, I go over to Home Depot's power tools & count redneck hard-ons. If only we could get them together!
He cupped my breast, caressing it roughly. Stared fiercely into my eyes and said: "You're mentally tweeting this, aren't you?"
I don't want to talk like a pirate. Can't we just talk like Johnny Depp talking like Keith Richards?
Not everyone will live long enough to delete their Twitter account before their grieving relatives find it.
Aaand the old man next door has got himself a pair of skin-tight bike pants. That's the closest his balls have been to his body in 25 years.
My new yoga teacher does the best Cameltoe posture I've ever seen. When she inhales you know exactly how many babies she's had.
Met a fellow flu-sufferer. She tells me HER cough is so bad, she can shoot a vibrator across the room.
On the phone. I keep coughing, & the voice recognition software keeps apologizing to me. Must be made in Canada.
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