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Just took the elevator in Hale from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor while ingesting a Sonic shake. I am my generation.
I would willingly dedicate my life to carbohydrate consumption.
Fruit by the Foot for breakfast because I'm a grown ass woman.
My last tweet was regarding the town in Kansas that you may or may not get shot in. Not the political party.
You can't be everything that everyone wants you to be, so just be what you want you to be.
Only in SWK do you see a 60 second commercial showing every step of the butchering process.
Haha oh jk it's spelled MUCOUS which is like a million times GROSSER
My box of important keepsakes, cards and letters would be much smaller if my grandmother would stop addressing things to the KKK house.
I've started this tweet like 12 times, but the general point I'm trying to get across is that Manziel is icky and classless.
Hey guys, really looking forward to all of your mass texts!
"Shitter was full."
Why do baby shoes cost $20 when babies don't even walk?!?!? Also, I'm lost in Dillard's...
West Virginia, why don't you understand? You're playin the K-State Wildcats, we're the best team in the land. #EMAW #sistermamas
Brutally sarcastic. Enjoys color coordinating stuff. Independent to a fault.