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Turns out I can meow along to just about any song, just ask me! Or don't. I'll do it anyway.
If anyone wants to hate on Barbra, I will PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.
Excuse me Hollywood, I would like to see Erik Von Detten in more movies please. Thank you!
After careful consideration, I'm pretty sure that my spirit animal is ravioli.
My little sister is making wheelchair jokes during Drake's VMA performance. #soproud
If you're feeling down, just imagine a little girl with a thick Canadian accent passionately belting "Tomorrow" from Annie. Works for me.
Listening to Rent (like I do) and remembering that in HS I desperately wanted to be Hispanic so I could one day play Mimi. Ah, young dreamz.
I've been vegetarian for three years, but I drove-thru KFC twice in one day about a month ago and ate shameful, shameful chicken. Shameful.
It's just.... that dress would make me look so bangin. Homework will never make me look bangin.
Ethically, how wrong would it be to pretend I'm Deaf to avoid small talk with strangers? Like super wrong, right?
I walked outside and/it finally felt like fall/I popped a boner.
Did someone tell Romney that "condescending smirk predator" was a good default face to go to while Obama was speaking or something?
You know how poets and artists hundreds of years ago would create masterpieces about the majesty of nature? Imma do that about Tylenol PM.
I was about to tweet something and then decided it was too personal and erased it. I feel like a lot of people don't know that is an option.
I want to hold Michelle Obama's hand.