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Turns out I can meow along to just about any song, just ask me! Or don't. I'll do it anyway.
FYI, it's super easy to cheat at cards with children.
After careful consideration, I'm pretty sure that my spirit animal is ravioli.
Urgh I spelled San Francisco wrong earlier and now I must never roll my eyes at another person's typo again. I loved doing that :[
Right? Everyone just wants to be alone in a hammock in a themed room of their choosing for a couple hours everyday? This isn't just me.
Where do all these young people in ads get the time and money to be as beautiful and "interesting" as they are? I'm barely staying afloat.
I find it very hard to use the term "fiancé" in casual conversation. It feels like by using that word, I'm asking people to congratulate me.
If anyone wants to hate on Barbra, I will PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.
Excuse me Hollywood, I would like to see Erik Von Detten in more movies please. Thank you!
My little sister is making wheelchair jokes during Drake's VMA performance. #soproud
Also I'm too lethargic to even care about the typo in my last tweet. I am the world. I am the children.