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Turns out I can meow along to just about any song, just ask me! Or don't. I'll do it anyway.
Where do all these young people in ads get the time and money to be as beautiful and "interesting" as they are? I'm barely staying afloat.
I find it very hard to use the term "fiancé" in casual conversation. It feels like by using that word, I'm asking people to congratulate me.
If anyone wants to hate on Barbra, I will PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.
Excuse me Hollywood, I would like to see Erik Von Detten in more movies please. Thank you!
After careful consideration, I'm pretty sure that my spirit animal is ravioli.
My little sister is making wheelchair jokes during Drake's VMA performance. #soproud
Oh what I would give to have Hillary and Bill Clinton as my grandparents. A kidney, a foot, my dignity, take it all away.
No, iPhone. When I typed "cagina" I did not mean "cabins." I meant "vagina."
Can't I just call him my "forever boyfriend" or "roommate with benefits" and be done with it?
I guess the point is this: don't diet out of body shame. You're hot. Tons of people think so. If you want to for your health, then rock on.
I think I nailed it.
If your boyfriend proposes to you on International Women's Day.... You might be a feminist.
Is there ANYTHING WORSE IN THIS WORLD than sassy children? I say nay.
Turned to my bf and exclaimed "Oh no! We're missing the Grammys!" and we laughed & laughed & then did anything else with our precious time.
I mean obviously not when I'm sleeping. I'm not some revolting deviant.
It's Hermione Granger's birthday today, and that's something my brain has chosen to keep instead of anything from my last physics lecture.