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Best moment of zombie walk?
Being berated by a street preacher for glorifying the living dead.
My Aunt: Didn't Jesus rise from the grave?
Nickleback on both of my regular radio stations during my drive home. I did the rational thing and swerved into a lamppost.
Watching Olympic replays. Did you guys know that the Jamaican national anthem isn't Bob Marley's "Jammin"?
I heard he hung himself after Macauley Culkin told him about all the good times he missed out on at Neverland Ranch. #RIPBieber
Anybody who does all of their banking at an ATM while there is a lineup behind them is an asshole
Just as I start to nod off again, the cat wants to say hello. I swear to dog I'm making Moo Goo Guy Pan for dinner tonight
Heading out for the 30+ person family Easter dinner. Luckily, I'm now old enough to kick kids out of chairs. Only advantage to age really.
If I was a shark I'd call all my friends "chum" just to fuck with their heads.
Also, I'd probably eat them because I'm a fucking shark.
Is it just me or should "World War Z" have been released tomorrow?
Forget it. Nothing creative is getting done today. Stared at the book for half an hour and changed nothing. Need my writing space again.
Sports play-by-plays. Asinine remarks about society in general. Ready and eager for the Zompocalypse