“@_hepcat: Shitty tweet...... As in I'm tweeting while I shit” only you can tweet about shitting and still be sexy as hell..

Bout to turn this shit off.

I wouldn't date another junkie, even if she was a playboy model with millions of dollars to her name. ill never make the same mistake again.

Sick b's game tonight.

Cine: Oh deer  http://cinemagr.am/show/72125458  #cinemagraph #gif #holyshit

Watched dexter on the way to work today via #slingbox

Mad #NBA2K13 wit @kwolfy88 🏀

Breakfast at the lantern..got a seat at the counter too👍☕

My weakness was kindness..

@xomissyox dope avi.

My ill bro is bein mf doom for Halloween .. #itaughthimwell

Pops sayin what up to bacon &eggs..they got a date wit the slaughterhouse nov. 28th #nofilter #instapig #ige  http://instagr.am/p/RP4Dv1x3qw/ 

Imagine havin an iron man suit...

Now I gotta decide white, or black? #iPhone5

Those boogers you can't blow out your nose, you have to pick em<<<<<<<<

yo follow @j_luce3 if u like funny tweets.. dudes been on point lately .. #salute

Hold the blunt like this 

@iyadonna happy birfday yo.

Why do I even check Facebook ..funny I'd rather read what random people on twitter have to say then the people I know on Facebook ..

“@omgfacts: 12% of men have said they would not tell their partner if they were HIV positive”that's fucked up..