~I ain't no follow back girrrrrl~

LMAOOOOOO *Dies* xD RT @scorpiozodiac
China employer ads discriminate against Scorpio and Virgo. http://t.co/gazGnGMT

What I learned today: Stupidity know no bounds, some people will NEVER change, and I'm a LOT more patient than I give myself credit for. ;)

... OH MY GOD. Dad's now onto Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back. xD I AM CRYING. Brb, as I booty pop to it in the living room.

Not to be a bitch, well yes, really, to be one, but I only follow back if your tweets are amusing to me and worthy of it.

One thing is for certain: Being nice and caring gets you nowhere except for used, stepped on, and taken for granted.

I'm going to make my own line of microwave meals called Hungry Bitch.

When the worst happens, it doesn't really effect or phase me, because I already expect it to happen. An adopted form of invincibility.

I saw a fucking wasp out today. Fucker flew in my face on MY PORCH. I rebuke thee. GO BACK TO WHENCE YOU CAME, WINGED SATAN.

Observation: People who excessively tweet, CLEARLY aren't getting fucked enough.

Finally, this shit is over!! #Oscars On to Spartacus: Tits and Gore.

I wish HTDA and NIN shows were a daily, or at least weekly occurrence. Like church! It's too sad to have such epicness so infrequent. :( </3

<3 RT @chriscrocker If you ain't watchin' my new video, you ain't with the PROGRAM, people.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDh1BLxGRm4 …

You have to measure success in regard to what YOU deem is important and successful, NOT how it's defined by others, and society as a whole.

Is it a requirement for all #Hoarders to own multiple cats??

"There's nothing wrong with being weird!!!!"

... I SHAN'T BE WITHOUT MAH BEATS!!!!

I feel like I have an angel on one shoulder, and the devil on the other...

Having one of those days where I wish my boobs were velcro removable. :/ *Rests them on desk* Ouch. :( #baneofboobs

Been getting in touch with my inner lust today, How I've missed that animal!! #howKaragothergrooveback ;D