Had lunch with a non-tweeting coworker so had limited Twitter access. Sometimes real people really put a damper on my socializing.

What a shame it would be if someone leaked the @craigyferg #DoctorWho puppet song to the internet #soonplease #whosonferg

March: in like a Lion, out like a fucking zombie lamb on steroids going ballistic in a shopping mall. #snowingagain

Men: If you do these things, STOP. It is not funny. If you witness others behaving this way, for god's sake STEP IN.  http://meagan-marie.tumblr.com/post/46396481491/what-would-you-do-if-you-werent-afraid#_= …

Just fell victim to the world's 4th most classic blunder: Never Wear A Red Shirt Into A Target Store

I've had it with these motherfucking snowflakes on the motherfucking plains. #ifSamuelLJacksonLivedInND

I am blown away by these words Jimmy Carter wrote: "Losing my Religion for Equality" http://t.co/0oZ5nbQP

You know you're in North Dakota when 37 degrees makes everyone say "it's so NICE out".

Rest in peace Neil Armstrong. May your atoms travel beyond our atmosphere & through the universe for the rest of eternity.

Embarrassing & outrageous. MT @huffingtonpost Voter asks ND congressman what the minimum wage is. His answer: "Hmmm" http://t.co/pnpM4Qqx

IAN: If I were into cosplay I'd dress as a zombie & chase you during Friday's 5K
ME: That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me

TRUTH. RT @smhbrb living in a red state is EXHAUSTING sometimes.

Windows Defender: "WARNING! Your computer hasn't been scanned for 6 days!"
Me: "DUH. I haven't worked in 6 days dumbass."

What the WHAT? RT @thinkprogress Watch a Republican Congressman explain why dog fighting should be legal http://t.co/oyq4VRRs #icymi

My daughter was playing her clarinet so hard she accidentally farted.

Related: I now have an extreme case of the giggles.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant with child number 20? Time to break out my all-time favorite hashtag. #itsavaginanotaclowncar

Eating healthy should not be more expensive than eating junk. Think of all the money we'd save on healthcare.

Autism myths debunked by an actual autistic person. This needs to go viral  http://purpleaspie.wordpress.com/2013/02/22/myths-about-autism-addressed-by-an-autistic-person/ … #truths

It is 42 below with the wind chill. Motherfucker. That is ridiculous.

@kimstenehjem @saalon @fargoescapee Just thought you should know I ended a sentence with "so." in an actual conversation today. So.