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Had lunch with a non-tweeting coworker so had limited Twitter access. Sometimes real people really put a damper on my socializing.
March: in like a Lion, out like a fucking zombie lamb on steroids going ballistic in a shopping mall. #snowingagain
Men: If you do these things, STOP. It is not funny. If you witness others behaving this way, for god's sake STEP IN. http://meagan-marie.tumblr.com/post/46396481491/what-would-you-do-if-you-werent-afraid#_= …
Just fell victim to the world's 4th most classic blunder: Never Wear A Red Shirt Into A Target Store
You know you're in North Dakota when 37 degrees makes everyone say "it's so NICE out".
Rest in peace Neil Armstrong. May your atoms travel beyond our atmosphere & through the universe for the rest of eternity.
IAN: If I were into cosplay I'd dress as a zombie & chase you during Friday's 5K
ME: That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me
Windows Defender: "WARNING! Your computer hasn't been scanned for 6 days!"
Me: "DUH. I haven't worked in 6 days dumbass."
My daughter was playing her clarinet so hard she accidentally farted.
Related: I now have an extreme case of the giggles.
Michelle Duggar is pregnant with child number 20? Time to break out my all-time favorite hashtag. #itsavaginanotaclowncar
Eating healthy should not be more expensive than eating junk. Think of all the money we'd save on healthcare.
Autism myths debunked by an actual autistic person. This needs to go viral http://purpleaspie.wordpress.com/2013/02/22/myths-about-autism-addressed-by-an-autistic-person/ … #truths
It is 42 below with the wind chill. Motherfucker. That is ridiculous.
I'm a sarcastic, pottymouthed liberal. Deal with it. I love my family, Doctor Who & Harry Potter. I work 2 jobs, write 2 blogs, draw pictures & talk to animals