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The toilet plunger is NOT A SWORD!!!
Seriously weird. There are woodland creatures everywhere. Maybe if I sing in a high pitched voice they will come in & do my floors.
It will be a sad day when my children stop laughing at things like "you're cruisin for a bruisin" & realize their mom is kind of a dork.
I believe that one of our greatest duties as parents is to teach our children to love and appreciate cheap leftover chinese food.
Best family togetherness times are those mornings spent around you tube learning how to break into a car w/ a coat hanger.
MY BABY SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT! (I know that's not funny but that one deserves a star from every single person!)
My 6 told me to "buy more money". He has solved the economic crisis! So simple, yet so brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Me: I think I'd rather go on a date than watch football tomorrow. Husband: Ok. Who do you want me to set you up with? (Ha....ha)
The day I don't have to ask, "are you poopy" will be the best day of my life.
My husband said I am the kindest person he has ever known. Aaawww. I didn't realize I had pulled the wool so far.
When asked "what are you most thankful for?" 2 year old Noah answered "Babes". I will of course be properly worried, after I stop laughing.
When I see a DM that says-"I unfollowed you cuz I don't get your humor" I see "u are brilliantly challenging & your beauty intimidates me."
Packing for my first 2 day trip away from my boys in 6 years. Think airport security will notice the fireworks in my carry-on?
Researching karate schools so that as family we can bcome closer through hobbies, & beat up ppl who make fun of my son's speech impediment.
Boys just found out I'm going out of town soon. 6 year old Jared's reaction? "Awesome daddy! Now we can finally have that party!"
You know that feeling when you stick your head into the oven & all your mascara melts together. C'mon men. I know you know that I'm saying.
"Mommy, you are the best rhymer ever! You should get a star!" Why, yes....yes I should.
Banker told me I have the handwriting of a "grecian goddess". I told her I would have preferred the body of, but she blushed & miscounted.
Great parenting moment #98. Reading favstar.fm while feeding baby. Everytime I laugh he laughs + I can catch up on world news!
Arms are scratched, glass ornaments are shattered, but decorating is done! (I am never taking them down again. Ever.)
I have four boys and MS. I'm sure you can't wait to have lunch with me now, right?