RT @twltterwhale: Please do not click on any links saying Osama Bin Laden EXECUTION Video! This is a virus that hacks accounts. RETWEET!

RT @comedyfish: RT @simonnricketts: Hey! I just ousted H Mubarak as the mayor of Tahrir Square on #foursquare

"@marnus27: Blackberry phones should also come with a fake one that you can throw against a brick wall when the real one freezes on you!!"

For a close friend... Anyone in Randburg selling 2nd hand furniture? It's for a single mom and little daughter making a new start. Thank you

@funkagenda Madonna - Papa Don't Preach.

RT @mikestopforth: This --> RT @brettnfk: No regret will ever haunt you as much as the regret of never having tried.

"@funnyortruth: I dont know how people get eaten by sharks...I mean how do you not hear the music????" LOL

RT @gerardraphael: The Four Stages of “Getting” Twitter http://twitpic.com/4h44rq

So Jacob is telling us to respect Madiba in hospital and give him privacy? We aren't the ones who go in there for a photo opportunity!

What has a million legs and no pubic hair? The front row at the Justin Bieber concert.

Hahahaha RT @jaymeisterrr: GO HOME, CNN.

YOU'RE DRUNK, BRO.

RT @ziggymcfuknuget: Anybody know how long you're supposed to boil condoms before reusing them?

RT @gordsreid: Some people feel the rain, others just get wet - Bob Marley

Cc @bobmarley

Omf RT @whackheads: Ladies... Ever wondered what olympic divers look like from the top of the diving board http://t.co/kr1xbHGC

You missed that stage, about a year ago. RT @ziggymcfuknuget: I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?

Hate it when fat people say "it runs in the family", obviously nobody fucking runs in that family!

"@relatablequote: Dear 12 year old on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Did they steal your cookies?" <- lol

Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I've never partied that hard.

When chuck norris pours milk on his rice crispies, they shut the f*@# up.

#FF @mrguyt @gordsreid @bwanachris @claire191 @emma300 @menace718bk @lisatroy @craign @larasstarr @leebs101 @matthewsavides