Does a city in America exist where the weather is essentially fall all year round? Because if so I am moving there.

What does it say about me that my new go-to hangout location is Chipotle?

Don't trust a bro.

Just realized I haven't tweeted all day....I don't even know who I am anymore.

Kinsey is going, going, gone #SqueezedRightThrough #TiniestPerson http://t.co/MJaFLRrW

Looking at old pictures from #QuiddWorldCup, #MidwestCup, #YuleBall, and other quidd events and smiling like an idiot. #ImGonnaMissIt

Someone do something with me before I jump off a bridge out of boredom

Freaking Jew dryer took all my money and didn't even dry my clothes all the way, they're still damp. #OccupyTheLaundryRoom

Getting #swipedonswipedonswiped into #Wiley for dinner tonight. #soexcited @lifeatpurdue

if i had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with hitler, bin ladin and toby, id shoot toby. twice.

i cant hear anything these people are saying over the sound of them sucking each other's dicks #oscars

LOL@ME AGAIN question: how did you reach the above conclusion? my answer: i guessed. oh to see the TA's face as he was grading that

lol@me. for one of the definitions on this exam i wrote, "uh, i dont know, sorry. pity point?" lmao

11:11 make a wish

i'm writing a paper on the kanye/taylor incident for my psych class