guys, i'm not sure "the great gatsby" is a book people should be basing wedding themes around, ok?

a group of zebras is called...wait for it...a DAZZLE. yeah. you're welcome.

@kyleluvsew i didn't know there was also a video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFro7RlKzE8 …

@kyleluvsew i dunno, this just feels pretty you:  http://24.media.tumblr.com/6986166623219890aecb766874bcdd14/tumblr_mlgyz7vlYY1qc5a1yo1_500.gif …

Spoiler alert: I am sufficiently drunk. @milesmcqueen @billdote

Photo: Parador en Granada.  http://tmblr.co/ZuvLZyVmsl0r 

done deal:  http://instagr.am/p/QvZoiagZAl/ 

she ain't worth your time unless she has cheezit remnants all over her face. #holla

A great podcast idea: 45 minutes of my dad reading off of restaurant menus.

considering glamour shots for a bit of 90s childhood trauma i seem to have missed.

you guys, i think we think of beyonce in the same way my mom and grandma think of barbra streisand.

"My dad works out with the king of Medieval Times" -- @radioflyr00

#prophetholiday2012
Festive Amirite? pic.twitter.com/s7DDSNmh

Photo: @radioflyr00 as Amelia Earhart visiting for the day. (Taken with Instagram) http://t.co/xeJyiIUq

http://t.co/QXHyaXtV <-- we added a random button. you're welcome.

There's a party in my tummy and that party is tecate.

shotgunning nestle tollouse mini morsels like my life has no meaning whatsoever.

@_hendrika went to fitc in toronto this year and came back SUPER inspired after what i'd call a creative dry spell--so yeah, i think so.

@billdote @apabon Lincoln navigator and 24 hour champagne diet. #swag #turnip

Came home from yoga. Ate a third of a toblerone bar. There wasn't even a break in between.