I appreciate songs and albums that tell stories.

Bon Iver was nominated for a ton of Grammy's. Sad time for hipsters, great time for music. #grammynominations

I think I've lost every guitar pick I've ever owned.

#2012yearofthehipster

Always wake up at reasonable times on Saturday, then decide to sleep in and then wake up and feel like shit.

Our Office Parody made it to the local news! And they spelled my name wrong! http://t.co/gWgHRRiI

@Th3SkyPirate No I mean GOD http://t.co/BdE3KM6E

This is @OhFronkOreo http://t.co/8KtlEt5j

My pets are only nice to me when they want me to feed them. #cantfoolme

@OhFronkOreo Can't even tell the difference. http://t.co/Gvx1WgmH

@OhFronkOreo I'm never sitting down.

@OhFronkOreo KAYLAAAAA

Broken guitar strings = :(

"Balloon Boy Found in Attic; International Community Can't Believe How Stupid Americans Are"

Eating at Taco Bell. I'll see you guys after the heart attack.

It's just so weird how I used to be a metalhead. Now I just sit here listening to my alt country indie electronic weirdo bands.

Why am I a hashtag.

I support PETA's message but not it's methods.

People should realize all these parody/meme accounts on Twitter are an excuse to get quick popularity so they can make money tweeting ads.

No matter what I choose to do, I always manage to alienate someone. #mylife