Foster The People is like indie for people who secretly listen to O-Town

lol sexmusic's tumblr continues to make me laugh at their selections. "Sleigh Bells" huh? That would definitely be some interesting sex.

we're up all night to get lucky. we're up all night to get lucky. we're up all night to get lucky. we're up all night to get lucky.

Xanax and airport bacon for breakfast. I should at least be comfortable if my flight goes down

Pitchfork pays for someone to write reviews who thought beez in the trap was the best song of 2012

dumb is never cute

ffffuuuuuuuuuuccckkk boardwalk empire is good

@little_hibou forever alone.

held the door for a few people at the post office. had an old lady tell me that I was quite the gentleman and I was a "rare breed"... ladies

speaking of the walking dead, that show sucks - so I don't care. watch the nfl, boardwalk empire and homeland

@little_hibou http://t.co/65us0Hyn

@diaper_wolf just "caught up" on your tweets from this week. Thank you for that.

@diaper_wolf lol'd

@nettekins I like you

Why do people respond individually to events with invites out to hundreds of ppl. "I'm working!"-great the other 200 of us don't give a shit

America is so in love with the word 'hipster' that it's now just used to describe anyone who doesn't listen to top 40 or metal

I blame the dude coughing in the background for the abort

>I should clean my apt >I wonder if anything is new on the internet in the last 5 minutes >I should clean my apt >I wonder if anything is...

Girl in class pulling the ol "empty file" trick during presentations. She jumped the gun too quickly on her surprise though. Dead giveaway.

cycling shorts are trying to circumcise me ....again