@kasten's (especial K) most faved Tweets...
If I had a penny for every anti-choice bumper sticker around here I'd buy myself a new sense of not wanting to key yr car.
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@luciuskwok I have an idea for a new app! It's called NO Arkansas. If you are in Arkansas it immediately tells you the fastest way out.
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I feel like Ive been given one of Hunter S. Thompson's hangovers that someone kept fresh in the freezer for 40 years.
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off to try to convince the state of TX that my name is not Kaster. I may just have to change my name to Stacy or Barbie Texastime America.
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I'm going to miss running on the manayunk canal. It has a nice balance of nature, industrial grit and "is that a body?" charm.
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Somebody brought mcdonalds on this plane. Thanks - just what I want to be smelling for the next 4 hrs. McStank.
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I have committed to nyquil. But how can I sleep when my favorite TNG episode is on? #dork (its clues)
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Um, @luciuskwok is tuning a ukulele in my livingroom. Just a typical Thursday night. Off to @thechurchdallas where ukuleles dare not wander.
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Laundry, grocery shopping, vacuuming, windexing. This spring break is OUT OF CONTROL. Later we're going to have a wet sweatpants contest.
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Alien VS Predator is on FX right now, and is sponsored by eharmony.com I'm pretty sure that's the worst match up ever.
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There needs to be term for when you are lying down using yr phone and it falls & hits you in the face. Phoneslapped? Cellpunched? Stupid?
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Yes, I do start tweeting before I get out of bed. It's just my glamourous fly by night high stakes microwave muffintop hot pocket lifestyle.
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Someday I'll drink manhattans in manhattan while people lick my boots. Tonight I'll have to settle for Dallas. http://yfrog.com/4i62056412j
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This odd job requires relocating to Istanbul for a little while! Honestly can't think about it seriously due to the TMBG song.
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sometimes you just gotta watch 200 youtube videos of cats doing pretty much nothing before you can really even THINK about the dishes.
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