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I know you're all on about Eurovision but House Husbands was really really sad tonight and now I feel really really sad. 😔
Ummm, this ad. This girl. This cat. I LOVE IT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXy6JElmgHU&sns=tw …
I just found my missing ring in the bottom of a bag of corn chips. 😳
Clive Palmer may be truly awful but if your criticism of him is just based on his weight then you needa check yo'self. Not funny or clever.
I just saw Mike from Breaking Bad (my favourite) on Modern Family and now I have feelings again. 😔😔
Restoring faith in humanity. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/moments-that-restored-our-faith-in-humanity-this-y …
Why did Sonia lie on the ad? She told me, through song, that the housemates would be different than before. THEY’RE NOT AT ALL! Boo! #BBAU
Before I stick my boob in the kids mouth I like to say "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" because I am hilarious.
There are many things that force my eyes to roll automatically on Instagram. Nothing more than a person with a Thermomix though.
How funny that a used car salesman would have an affair. Way to increase your already high level of untrustworthiness, loser.
All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die.