Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I know you're all on about Eurovision but House Husbands was really really sad tonight and now I feel really really sad. 😔
Ummm, this ad. This girl. This cat. I LOVE IT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXy6JElmgHU&sns=tw …
I just found my missing ring in the bottom of a bag of corn chips. 😳
Clive Palmer may be truly awful but if your criticism of him is just based on his weight then you needa check yo'self. Not funny or clever.
I just saw Mike from Breaking Bad (my favourite) on Modern Family and now I have feelings again. 😔😔
Restoring faith in humanity. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/moments-that-restored-our-faith-in-humanity-this-y …
Why did Sonia lie on the ad? She told me, through song, that the housemates would be different than before. THEY’RE NOT AT ALL! Boo! #BBAU
Before I stick my boob in the kids mouth I like to say "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" because I am hilarious.
How funny that a used car salesman would have an affair. Way to increase your already high level of untrustworthiness, loser.
I think my greatest parenting achievement by far is that Miles thinks cottage cheese is ice cream.
You can download Dumbo Feather magazine for your iPad for FREE! Loads of great stuff in there. Hop to it!
All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die.