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Sleep is for PUSSIES
ew wtf it's candy corn day that's disgusting
"i need like 3 shots before checking either my grades or my bank account"
"american horror story: finding a job after college"
"my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt"
"People who say “the customer is always right” have clearly never had a conversation with the customer."
“Nothing tastes as good as not giving a fuck”
Dying of starvation and coffee overdose
Sometimes when I send smiling emojis in texts I actually smile and it's weird
Starbucks come in my mouth
“Be like the flower who even gives its fragrance to the hand that crushes it.”
I want Starbucks but I don't want to spend money lol
"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"
I am sooo done with this whole studying for exams in the summer thing...
I think I could do a better job with ribs, or wings... even a taco
idk why girls order salads on a date.. they're pretty hard to eat sexily