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Sleep is for PUSSIES
I am sooo done with this whole studying for exams in the summer thing...
I think I could do a better job with ribs, or wings... even a taco
idk why girls order salads on a date.. they're pretty hard to eat sexily
"tie dying a shirt with the blood of an unfollower"
Imagine if people who tweet "2/4 exams done~" tweeted "4/8 glasses of water todaiii h0mg*~" hahahaha
I HATE that Friday is tuna day at Subway. Make it something Friday worthy!
Bragging about achievements via subtweet
Also they stopped the cut off music for him, because he's Quentin. The Jaws theme song would just inspire him to continue speaking.
I feel like all the techies winning are just huge stoners who rule at their jobs.
‘who has a message for the academy?’
screen fades to black, a giant shot of leonardo dicaprios head appears
i have a message for the academy
"don’t try to guilt trip me i have no soul so it doesn’t work"
Silver Linings Playbook
Delivery starbucks, why are you nothing more than a figment of my imagination?
Why is it called a building when it's already built?
Something's wrong with iMessage? Everyone calm down, your life WILL go on.