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"Why would you wake up at 7 in the morning? The game isn't until 1:30."
"I'm a Hawkeye."
My body is telling me I got hit by a truck yesterday, but my memory is telling me nothing.
Just ran into Mila Kunis, and it took all of my will power not to ask her to sit on my face.
I was in Iowa for less than four days, and I woke up on a bathroom floor twice.
The kid from Liar Liar is 24. The kid from Blank Check is 31. The kid from First Kid is 32. Have a good day.
Save the Date - Denver Prom will be June 21, 2014.
Moms LOVE Michael Buble.
Pitino wasn't anticipating the assassination attempt immediately after winning.
New idea for a game - instead of NBA Jam, WNBA Layup.
Who wants to go half on creating a baseball player with me?
I've showered three days in a row like I'm Kate fucking Middleton.
I'm trying harder to suck this milkshake through a straw than I've tried with a guy in months.
"I talk to myself too much," she proclaimed to the shower head.
I'd be more turned on by a pizza pic than a dick pic.
The girl who lived. #Hawkeyes #Nuggets #Broncos #sarcasm Former University of Iowa Intramural Table Tennis Champion