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"Why would you wake up at 7 in the morning? The game isn't until 1:30."
"I'm a Hawkeye."
Shoutout to my friends who use their accounts professionally so they can't interact with me on twitter (because I'm a liability).
My body is telling me I got hit by a truck yesterday, but my memory is telling me nothing.
Just ran into Mila Kunis, and it took all of my will power not to ask her to sit on my face.
I was in Iowa for less than four days, and I woke up on a bathroom floor twice.
The kid from Liar Liar is 24. The kid from Blank Check is 31. The kid from First Kid is 32. Have a good day.
Save the Date - Denver Prom will be June 21, 2014.
Moms LOVE Michael Buble.
Pitino wasn't anticipating the assassination attempt immediately after winning.
New idea for a game - instead of NBA Jam, WNBA Layup.
They say the heart wants what it wants, but I'm not sure it was my heart that wanted to bring that 21-year-old home last night.
Who wants to go half on creating a baseball player with me?
I've showered three days in a row like I'm Kate fucking Middleton.
The girl who lived. Former University of Iowa Intramural Table Tennis Champion