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"Why would you wake up at 7 in the morning? The game isn't until 1:30."
"I'm a Hawkeye."
Just ran into Mila Kunis, and it took all of my will power not to ask her to sit on my face.
I was in Iowa for less than four days, and I woke up on a bathroom floor twice.
The kid from Liar Liar is 24. The kid from Blank Check is 31. The kid from First Kid is 32. Have a good day.
Save the Date - Denver Prom will be June 21, 2014.
Moms LOVE Michael Buble.
Pitino wasn't anticipating the assassination attempt immediately after winning.
New idea for a game - instead of NBA Jam, WNBA Layup.
I've showered three days in a row like I'm Kate fucking Middleton.
"I talk to myself too much," she proclaimed to the shower head.
I'd be more turned on by a pizza pic than a dick pic.
Listen, I would 100% wear a Kate Stodola t-shirt.
Jay-Z is a lucky, lucky man.
The girl who lived. #Hawkeyes #Nuggets #Broncos #sarcasm Former University of Iowa Intramural Table Tennis Champion