The kid from Liar Liar is 24. The kid from Blank Check is 31. The kid from First Kid is 32. Have a good day.

Jay-Z is a lucky, lucky man.

@nottjmiller My "dog" likes to "lick" my "face." #quotesmakeitcreepy

@ders808 What Would You Poo?

Pitino wasn't anticipating the assassination attempt immediately after winning.

@jleefilm Hey that's not fair. I also snap and clap sometimes.

The fam of @jessicaredfield, a journalist killed in the #TheaterShooting, started a scholarship fund. Please give & RT http://t.co/NiUGx6qa

Moms LOVE Michael Buble.

Damn, Cedar Rapids lost a good one today.

"Wisconsin in red; Iowa in yellow." Thanks.

New idea for a game - instead of NBA Jam, WNBA Layup.

Tried plugging my headphones into the wrong hole on my computer, so I'm finally starting to understand how guys feel.

Beer me a water.

I don't know if I could ever seriously date someone who doesn't know the difference between your and you're or they're, their, and there.

Will a female play in the NBA before Derrick Rose plays again?

NEVER FORGET. #boozer pic.twitter.com/icxDF2jW5x

Iowa Square Garden.

Jordan Hulls has an incredibly punchable face.

Started from the middle now we here.

When all else fails, make friends with the bartender.