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...dear Hollywood actresses, stop fucking up your faces, it's looking the the bar scene in Star Wars.
A twelve year old just told me 'love is like a fart: if you have to force it it's probably shit' you're welcome
And the Oscar goes to: Mitt Romney for his portrayal of someone who cares about the middle class.
I am entirely made from prosthetics. Everything is fake. And I am pregnant with donuts. I have to go now, my fake silicone ass fell off.
I'm just a gal named Kate, movin' & shakin' it but not breakin' it. Oh, and I created a fragrance line called @Boyfriend.