People need to know my personal brand, being of course 'Excessive Estrogen'.

Bad parenting is the ultimate gateway drug

Period pains are the ghosts of your unborn children punching your insides punishing you for being a spinster

Spend me days revvin cars

Brain blanket

Hippies are awful.

Lil' MSN

Fully sick groovez

Pretentious people call everyone pretentious and say "oh it's just so pretentious" and also they like to say "Brunswick is so pretentious"

@creamydick69 chill on the v-log promo its heaps much

My look tomorrow is very "hi!" "Go away"

It's easy to feel like you have "character" in Adelaide, its easy to feel like every single other young person on the street in Melbourne

Who on twitter lives in Melbourne? Who wants to be my friend?

@mpaperz myspace swag

Lord monochromicorn

Blowing my nose on my #ralphlauren

I agree with you dude but don't push me any harder because I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break #whatisreddit? #linkinpark

It's heaps a 'Anthems For A Seventeen Year Old Girl' kinda day.

@mpaperz Jess is obviously the better Veronica. So Mary-kate to Lisa's Ashley.

@snckpck :,,,(