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Just told myself it was time to take off my pants so I can clean my room..then asked myself if that was tweetable....help :(
I'd rather get vagina punched across the room than wake up before 9 ..
If I end sentences with just one period you can bet im serious. . ..
Peeing in the dark is never not a good idea
I was honestly expecting a lot more zombie tweets....#disappointed. #gonnagoeataface
You should see the apalled faces I make whilst reading Twitter....
Just gonna live my life the way I want to.. And if you don't like it, then you can just fuck right off
*SUBTWEET..I wish you'd fall off the face of the fucking planet!
Talking to you "ditsy" girl who acts fucking retarded for attention!
If you block someone, do they know about it? ..obviously asking for a friend. .
Where da fuck are these smiley face with hearts for eyes coming from?
Sometimes my love* slips out and exposes itself so everyone can see it.
The cute one stopped following me :(...looks like it's your turn now (; **SUBTWEET**
WHY DO I KEEP LOSING FOLLOWERS?! .... Nevermind don't answer that.
It's really sexy when you have a cold and a Kleenex falls out of your bra in the middle of the hallway.
Sorry you had to see that..:(
Phewww! almost just sent my whole drafts folder. I wouldn't want to kill you guys off with too much humour all at once now would I!?