Only the #isles would send me a bill for the balance of my ticket package on the same day OWNERS are set to announce a LOCKOUT #fbomb

#Boston so great #realsmaht pic.twitter.com/I1pVZjAXF6

I'll give up meat as soon as you classify bacon as a vegetable.

Dear spammers, I'm only allowed to block and report you, but know that if it were allowed, I would also stab you. Repeatedly.

Do I have to wish Joe Paterno to RIP or can I just do what he did and not say anything at all?

Saying every Muslim is a radical is like saying every Christian supports the WBC #stopit #BostonStrong

If Skynet is supposed to become aware and mimic human intelligence, I'm pretty sure we have nothing to worry about.

California, make fun of New York for over reacting all you want. We heard about #carmageddon. "Oh no, the road's closed. What will we do?"

Say what you want about the #isles fan base but we have heart and no one has ever had to baby step us through rooting for our team.

I'm surrounded by idiots.... who don't know they're idiots... which are the worst kind of idiots

Potty training toddler in the house means I get a round of applause every time I go peepee. #parentsunderstandthistweet

Robots are like kittens for nerds.

Dear starbucks, I'll call it a large if I want to.

Stop #isles fans. At least we made the playoffs isn't good enough. We haven't lost yet!!! #beLIeve

Pittsburgh, you act like we don't even belong on the same sheet of ice with you but now the series is tied. That's wassup! #isles #pens

@sexstrology Whatever type of vibes you send out come back to you. So if you send bad, you get bad; if you send good, you get good! :)

People, the problem of NHL player homelessness is epidemic. Don't let another player suffer #NHL14Tavares #DoItForColin @colinmcdonald13

Dear @nyislanders I've never been so happy to get a bill in the mail. #isles pic.twitter.com/Xgvb59Hkqb

Listen people, no jobs, shitty economy... I can deal with that, but bacon is up in price 22% #nationalcrisis #SOTU

Yeaaaaaahhhhhh “@nycmayorsoffice: We've officially opened @beastieboys Adam Yauch Park in Brooklyn: pic.twitter.com/ttBtA9sHo1 #MCA”