Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Only the #isles would send me a bill for the balance of my ticket package on the same day OWNERS are set to announce a LOCKOUT #fbomb
I'll give up meat as soon as you classify bacon as a vegetable.
Dear spammers, I'm only allowed to block and report you, but know that if it were allowed, I would also stab you. Repeatedly.
Do I have to wish Joe Paterno to RIP or can I just do what he did and not say anything at all?
Somedays it's like watching a Mutual of Omaha special
*cue British accent*
"We see the douchebag in his natural habitat - twitter"
I'm surrounded by idiots.... who don't know they're idiots... which are the worst kind of idiots
If Skynet is supposed to become aware and mimic human intelligence, I'm pretty sure we have nothing to worry about.
California, make fun of New York for over reacting all you want. We heard about #carmageddon. "Oh no, the road's closed. What will we do?"
Potty training toddler in the house means I get a round of applause every time I go peepee. #parentsunderstandthistweet
Robots are like kittens for nerds.
Dear starbucks, I'll call it a large if I want to.
Mom to crazy 8yo Red Chief & toddler sidekick #katspawn. Hockey, yoga, motorcycles, surfing... is there anything else?