this hell essay will be the death of me... yes, pun is intended. #fuckaplit

#dying http://t.co/UIOpUsbS

Oh hey Dick Clark, how's that #spraytan treating you? #youlooklikeanoompaloompa

Dying mahh hairrrr! #yayy

1000th tweet BITCHESSSS! #soproud #ilovetwitter #makinmemories

BALLS <3

Cool. #IloveItWhenMyHastagsDontWork....

Readin me some #HungerGames then starting the AP Lit homework, guess who's not going to the Calc study sesh tonight? #thisgirl!

Just failed the citizenship test in government class? Fuckkkkk, oh well, I'll move to #Canada

Skipping first block so you don't have to see me? Hah fine with me! Just proves you're even more #immature

@ryannadeau1 @lboutiii #hilarious! but not as funny as Turner...

@lboutiii your boyfriend is in your van...

Sorry, but you crossed the line. Way to be a douchebag. You should really be more considerate of people's feelings, like #forreal #notcool

Complete mental breakdown: check.
#ineedavacation

@lboutiii ill text youuuuu, its not #twitterappropriate

@womenshumor needs to get funnier! @menshumor is where it's attttt.

Heroin in my future? Maybe :) hah

#whatilove
smart people.
end of story.

I want a divorce @joeyhartmann

is officially done blogging, whatt?!?! #procrastination
now onto that current event so that I have all A's on my Q1 RC for transcript! Woo!