Best draft interview answers ever part 1: player, can you pass a drug test? [grabs table] TODAY?!?

Here's what you need to know about my mom: she loves Tiger Woods and considers him Asian.

Weed almost kills again! #420NO RT @tpanotchcsn: Voracek to me: "All good bud.”

Lunch salvaged from the freezer: gnocchi with pesto.  http://instagram.com/p/ZnrBihIy2C/ 

The last stand of American culture: @rembert goes on the TMZ NYC bus tour  http://es.pn/11Yl7ai 

@thesportshernia (later) "WE'UH NOT TAWKING ABOUT DANJA RODDY RIGHT NOW, WE'UH TAWKING ABOUT GEORGIA RODDY AND DA FIRST PLACE YANKEES, OK?"

Micah Cohen, Staff Editor, FiveThirtyEight of The New York Times  http://www.youtubeskip.com/watch?v=RRbMqduOJIA …

"SHA-dey." Huh. Didn't expect that. MT @yahootech: Creator of the GIF reveals how to pronounce it:  http://yhoo.it/Zdfnb1 

I wish people would stop trying to make Jake and Amir happen.

Greek Yogurt's Dark Side: Millions of pounds of acid whey waste and no idea where to put it  http://modernfarmer.com/2013/05/whey-too-much-greek-yogurts-dark-side/ …

.@samknight1 Sorry, what's "speculator graph porn"? I'd like to know, since it sounds like something people would click on.

"Kathy I'm lost, I said, though I knew she was sleeping." Among the great narrative lyrics.  http://open.spotify.com/track/5GmrXcVIMgLaaqKVxhi5kp …

A @nypost editor wrote "Weiner Is In," then surely whispered, "Nice Weiner wood." Then wept for his life, the world.

These NBC guys are so biased. With we could get the objective take from @realjackedwards

When I was a kid watching Saved by the Bell I'd have MURDERED someone to see Tiffany A.-T. nudez. Now with Game of Thrones I'm like, "Next."

Just found out that GF (a practicing lawyer) thinks that it's legal to buy pot.

Gotta give the King his propers. Amazing first period. #gobruins  http://instagram.com/p/ZmBUnVmSWZ/ 

@jessespector "You don't have to put on the red light."

hurry over to your nearest Park Slope sidewalk for some hot summer reads pic.twitter.com/ub9y6Jsbjc

Yale captain Andrew Miller taking in the Ranger game tonight. I am pretty much only tweeting this for @katiebakes