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I think that if I was funnier with words, you would all like me more. But I have real friends, and they like me cause of booze. damn drunks.
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too many o's in my words and not enough in my pants.
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they call it hump day, but i can't remember the last time it lived up to it's name.
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every day, it gets harder to not do a few shots at lunch. It's only Irish Whiskey, what could happen?
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Dear Twitter, how am i supposed to waste the rest of my day not working without you?! Was it something I said?
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You know what I hate? Your stupid fucking face. That's what. Asshole.
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I've been working today! Please, try to repress the shock.
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what this morning needs is a little irish coffee.
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six more minutes till I am out of the office for my 53 hour drinking binge!!!
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it's official, you should totally f-off.
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what a banner day! my first Britney bot, and I am chosen for the beta group for a retweet button. I feel so special...
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One thing about getting drunk in Texas. It is NEVER boring.
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work is boring. i would rather be drinking a guinness.
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One would think that comedians might have some sense of humor.
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what do these people think? It's like they expect me to do work at this job.
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i want to get out of the office so i can drink
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I'm thinking that if I start drinking now, the chances of killing a family member tomorrow may go down.
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I apparently pissed someone off. and seem to have gained some followers. All because of a drunk tweet . Wow, people are easily offended.
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not saying I would do @TheUserPool, but his avatar has nice lips. Okay, I'd probably do him.
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@FormerPolice so it appears you made it through... I was beginning to worry that I might have to find someone else who won't shoot me
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