my twitter is the only thing I like about me besides everything else about myself

I think a stranger just tried to make a poop joke with me?

I think I can safely say that one of the lowest points in my life was when Mi Casa friend requested me.

“@allancresswell: Imagine a parallel universe where Nickleback is loved and cherished.” @inspectrgagit

roger waters is one of the most beautiful humans to have ever walked this planet there i said it.

never trust a boy who looks like he eats salads in mcclurg.

2 funny 2 function

@lbrock123 found nugs in a dopeless place.

“@buster_crimes: Kim Jong-Un has a great fucking smile” @zdkaiser

ok ringo... RT @ringostarrmusic: I Love let it be naked It's my favorite. R***

am i in a room full of people or alone what's going on

can't believe how strange it is to be anyone at all.

#maybank

"What is Sleep" and Other Poems by Katie Kenerly

~*~kill me now~*~

if i could sleep with anyone famous, it'd def be Bo Bice.

"he had to get a perm, so like don't worry about it." - @laustindacongo

addendum to my last tweet: i'm scavenging for stale tortilla chips because i fucking suck.

fact: @lbrock123 once emailed Jamie-Lynn Spears about her pregnancy because she was so concerned about it.

is that an armless paraplegic? lol jk, that's a fire hydrant.