@chockenberry Mastermind. I just read the whole fucking article because of you.

Augh - Android 4.1 is unbelievably nice. Unless Apple introduces something great, my next phone will probably be a Nexus.

@danlev Those are some MAD egg frying skills. (I'm laughing imagining you stop recording, sigh, and then clean up the mess you made.)

@danlev @stopthecyborgs yeah, stop the cyborgs! those perverts have x-ray vision!

Some day, I'm going to get an email from Amazon saying "Yes, yes we do have an expected ship date for Animal Crossing 3DS." It will be good.

Ok I'm alive

Funny that all these Apple bloggers have long ridiculed the 7-8" tablet, but now that the iPad Mini is out, they are *all* raving about it.

@danlev Saw that guy, told him to piss off when I walked by him.

@danlev @halfayce Interesting! Just like Tumblr..

@oifiskey Sorry gurl, fix coming in the next update

@iconmaster Didn't work out so well, wouldn't recommend it.

Elliepuss in her hiding spot! http://t.co/nY5Et6AQ

Tired and pissed!

@tylergalpin 1/4th of an inch

Those rare times I buy a giant Jawbreaker, I always feel like Double D from Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Sometimes I like going on Omegle/Chatroulette and asking them what they're here for like Chris Hansen

@domleca Hey, I'm really excited about Sparrow for iPhone - wasn't chosen for the beta. Any chance I can get in? :)

Loved my first real CS class. :D This is where I should beee~

Please @twitter: Add an easily accessible "Report Spam & Block" option.

Merry Christmas @elliottcable, you glorious bastard. http://t.co/0XEJoqvb http://t.co/yMlvm2L4