Sad: A made up dead girlfriend went more 'viral' in the past 30 mins than ND team sex assault cases (plural.) ever did  http://ht.ly/gSo9b 

#doprah is one of the best hashtags i've ever seen and i've seen a lottttt of hashtags

Well this is happening #occupydc on way to Key Bridge. http://t.co/r7tM92wn

Syria’s pro-Assad hackers infiltrate Human Rights Watch Web site and Twitter feed  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/17/syrias-pro-assad-hackers-infiltrate-human-rights-watch-web-site-and-twitter-feed/ …

Didn't the joker do this in Batman?! “@realdonaldtrump: I'm giving away money! 11AM Trump Tower. Be there or be left behind!”

Woman walking across #keybridge hand in hand with toddler, teaching her to chant "we are the 99 percent" #occupydc

RT @michaelhayes: FBI FTW RT @ryanpbroderick: best vine  http://vine.co/v/bU6YvrOvnvx 

Michele Bachmann's message to the younger generation: "Grow up and assume the responsibilities of life. It's fun!"  http://trib.al/m403vEM 

"occupy wall street occupy k street occupy everything and never give it back." #occupydc getting eye rolls, thumbsups http://t.co/gjPgOq6P

! MT @neildiamond: Thank you NY Yankees for playing 'Sweet Caroline' for the people of Boston. You scored a home run in my heart.

We're looking for federal workers to contribute to our live coverage @guardianus. Here's how you can participate:  http://gu.com/p/3e3av/tw 

"We, the people, declare today the most evident of truths, that all people are created equal, is the star that guides us still."

#OccupyDC protesters tack a "no taxation without representation" sticker to @speakerboehner's door. Live updates: http://t.co/GO0BCiKU

Do you ever accidentally open Safari and then get mad at yourself?

.@bostonglobe site has crashed but they're tweeting the story.

Dear Internet: Meet the @guardianus's new little @tumblr, English to English  http://guardiannews.com/english2english 

awkward way to kickstart the accuracy RT @gabrielsnyder CNN: "It's as if a bomb went off" to describe the eerie quiet in Boston.

Actual amazing use of Pinterest for news: @chicagotribune archives show us things haven't really changed in 100 years  http://pinterest.com/chicagotribune/chicago-tribune-100-years-ago/?utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer&utm_content=buffera55ae …

HELLO. @ruths and I seek an intern @guardianus and Twitter seemed like a pretty good place to start looking. Get @ us.

RT @bigzaphod: Somewhere Nate Silver dropped the microphone and walked off stage.