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I just finished my 2 paged philosophy paper and it only took me 3 quarters!
I just bought not one, but two Hunger Games Collection Nail Polishes. I hate myself.
Also alien people come to Earth to start humanity? Scientology just oozes out of Mr. Smith's pores.
Thanks for the mammaries. Thanks for the mammaries. It taste like juice only sweeter.
I cooked dinner the last three days and today I baked a delicious cobbler! I think I'm pregnant... And where are all my shoes and socks?
My parents are such assholes. Guess that's why I'm the shit. Get it? No, but seriously. I hate them.