After reading tweets, going back to FB is like reading nursery rhymes

Don't sell yourself short, put on some high heels

I'm like little kids, when I get quiet something is definitely up...

Just got a call from a girlfriend telling me she called of her wedding... I replied, congratulations!

Let me show you what's under my skirt

Mornings are better with you, that is, coffee

Can I put my hand in your pants?

Titanic in 3D in April? Same movie only you will have Leo on top of you in the car

Thanks to the dads for. Making us mothers ;-)

I am convince several of you belong in the nut house...

I really like to do something that most ladies don't.

New rute: mean the things you say, but just don't be mean

Your lack of not thinking straight is called beaver fever

Beneath my skirt there's a little mountain with a waterfall beneath, I can give you a warm shower if you like

My pussy is so tiny, needs lots of love and warmth http://t.co/ke64tMOd

I want to wrap you up in bubble wrap then pinch all of you

Hot guy working out next to me on the mat here at the gym, is making my imagination get pretty creative..

Anyone up for some milf and cookies tonight?

Would be so nice to work my magic on your wand

The slow version of cyber sex is poking on FB