THERE ARE SEVEN TOPICS ON THE RUNDOWN AND NONE OF THEM SAY LEBRON OR HEAT.

#datskirt #selfiesaturday #selfloathing  http://instagram.com/p/Zdv99xIUkI/ 

I ain't a meteorologist, but it's rainin' bros up in here.

Just want you guys to know there are still 90 minutes left of this Spongebob marathon.

It's hard to be this beautiful.  http://instagr.am/p/W8mZGeIUso/ 

Watching this episode of Game of Thrones with Spanish subtitles is basically the same as Rosetta Stone.

I would definitely place my cowlick in the "aggressive" category.

I'd just like to remind everyone that if you don't have haters, you're not doing it right. #preacherstatus

Ew extra pickles, are you a serial killer?

@maher_star this reminds me of that scene from Garden State.