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Any gals want to play gay chicken in front of Chick-fil-a? It just feels like the right thing to do.
"Watch this, watch this. This'll show the power of the force bird." - my boyfriend, playing Star Wars Angry Birds and not getting laid later
Boyfriend and I spent a half hour silently snuggling on the couch. Either this is romance, or two people sick of hearing each other speak.
Just writing an acceptance speech only works for Leslie Knope duh.
Ladies who vote against a woman's right to choose are precisely the same ladies who need take advantage of abortion services. #stopbreeding
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